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Heirs announce flat sold with resident cat – price slashed.
28April2026 Diary
I hung up the phone and stared at it a moment longer, as if it were to blame for everything that had just happened.
For twentytwo years Ive been a lettings agent, selling flat after flatsome with arrears, some already registered to distant relatives, some with leaky pipes and views over cemeteries. Once there was a parrot that cursed in three languages. But Ive never had to list a cat as part of the encumbrance before.
Right, lets run through the details, I muttered to myself, flipping through my notebook. Twobed flat, Battersea High Street, third floor, 62sqm. Owner died in January. The heirsson and daughterfrom Southampton. They want a quick sale. The cat isnt being reclaimed, they wont surrender it to a shelter, and they wont allow euthanasia. Cat included.
I sighed, then added a line that would make any solicitors stomach drop: Price includes cat. Negotiation welcome.
The first viewing was on Saturday.
I opened the door and let her ina tall woman, about fiftyfive, wrapped in a drab grey coat. She stepped over the threshold and halted. The flat smelled exactly as a longterm lonely pensioners flat does: lavender soap, musty old books, a hint of valerian.
MrsParker, she introduced herself, not extending a hand. She glanced around. And wheres this bonus you mentioned?
The cat was perched on the windowsill of the spacious living rooma massive, gingerwhite beast. He stared at MrsParker without blinking, his gaze empty of fear or curiosity, only an exhausted, endless patience.
Thats how you look when youve been abandoned too many times.
MrsParker walked through the flat in silence. She ran a finger down the spines of the books on the shelfChekhov, Pasternak, Astafiev, all worn to the point of flaking covers. She peered into the kitchen, where a tearoff calendar was stuck on the wall, stopped on 17January. On the sill sat three wilted geranium pots and a bowlspotless, empty, exactly where the left leg of the kitchen stool had stood.
Is anyone feeding him? she asked, not turning back.
The neighbour, I answered. Tammy Iles from number36. She drops by twice a day. The heirs give her a small stipend for it. Its not much, but its paid.
MrsParker returned to the living room. The cat hadnt movedstill perched, front paws tucked, looking out at the courtyard where bare February poplars swayed in the wind and a woman with a pram trudged by.
Whats his name? she asked.
Marquis. Thats what the heirs called him.
Marquis, she repeated, emotionless. The cat did not turn his head.
She called three days later.
Margaret, Ive thought about it. The areas nice, the tubes close. But the price is still above market, even with the extra. The flat needs worknew wallpaper, linoleum. Id take it if you could knock another £300 off.
Ill see what I can do.
The heirs reduced the price by £200. MrsParker accepted.
Paperwork took three weeks. She came back twicefirst with a tape measure and a notepad, then again with a ruler, measuring walls, scribbling notes, doing mental calculations. Marquis watched from his perch. When she crouched by the window to check the radiator the second time, he leapt down, trotted over, and sat a halfmetre awayno closer.
Hello there, she said softly.
Marquis flicked his ears once, slowly, then turned away.
On the day of the handover, Tammy Iles turned out to be a small, wiry woman with frightened eyes. She waited for MrsParker at the entrance.
Are you the new owner? she asked.
I hope so.
Ill tell you about Marquis. Nina Watsonprevious ownerfound him ten years ago when she rescued him from the stairwell in November, ragged and shivering. She nursed him, fed him, and he never left her side.
Tammy fell silent, then whispered, When she collapsed from a stroke in the kitchen, she was still alive, and Marquis was lying right beside her head. The ambulance broke in, but he stayed there, never moving.
MrsParker stood in the doorway, a set of three new keys in her handtwo for the locks, one for the postbox that nobody would ever check now.
Hes harmless, Tammy continued. He doesnt scratch, doesnt damage furniture. The only problem is he wont come to you. Ive fed him for two months and he never approaches. He eats when I leave the bowl, then darts away. He never comes near me.
Maybe hes scared?
No, hes waiting. Every evening at six, he sits by the door and watches. Nina always came home at six from her walks.
MrsParker moved in on Saturday. Her belongings were few; she was used to compact living after twenty years as a cardiac nurse, then a junior doctor, then redundancy, then a cramped rented room in Birley that had left her knees and spirit aching. Owning a flat had been a dream for nine years, a goal that finally stopped feeling like a dream and became a plan.
The movers brought in a sofa, two wardrobes, boxes of crockery. Marquis vanished. MrsParker eventually found him in the cupboard, curled behind an ironing board, ears flattened, huge and still.
I get it, she whispered to him. Its hard for you. Its hard for me too.
She placed a bowl where the old one had been, by the left leg of the stool, and left the kitchen. In the morning the bowl was empty.
A month later we were living parallel livessame walls, different worlds.
MrsParker rose at six, gulped coffee in the kitchen, and headed off to her shift at the community health centre on Union Street. She had taken a job in general practice, not cardiology, after a year of unemployment left her with few choices.
Marquis only appeared in the kitchen after the lock clicked. She knew because shed left a long grey hairher ownacross the bowl each evening. When the hair lay on the floor, it meant hed eaten.
In the evenings she settled into the armchair by the window and read the same books left by Nina: Chekhov, Pasternak, Astafiev, all with pencil annotations in the marginsexclamation points, single words like yes, exactly, me too. The notes made her feel a strange recognition, as if a stranger was thinking exactly as she did.
Marquis spent those nights in the hallway, not the bedroom, perched by the front door, waiting at six sharp.
At the end of March MrsParker fell ill. A flu hit her hard in one nighttemperature 39°C, sore throat, every joint aching. She called in sick, took paracetamol, and lay down. She had no strength to get up, let alone feed the cat.
Marquis, she croaked from the bedroom, Im sorry. I cant right now.
Silence.
She drifted into a heavy, sticky sleep, her head buzzing. She awoke to a weight on her feetnot heavy, just a warm, steady pressure.
Marquis lay at the foot of the bed, rolled into a loaf, eyes fixed on her, unblinking, intent. For the first time in a month he wasnt in the hallway or the cupboard or behind the ironing board. He was right there.
She didnt move, afraid that if she did he would slip away. She just stared, and he stared back, the kind of quiet that needs no words because everything has already been said.
You already know this, she whispered.
Marquis pressed his ears against his paws, lowered his head, and closed his eyes. He didnt go.
She stayed in bed for three days; he stayed at her feet, only leaving to the bowl when she forced herself up to fill it. On the third day, when her fever broke and she was wrapped in a blanket at the kitchen table with a mug of broth, Marquis hopped onto the stool, sat beside her, and began to purrsoft, hoarse, as if he were relearning his own voice.
She set her mug down, lifted her glasses, and extended her hand slowly, palm up.
Marquis sniffed her fingers, nudged his forehead against her palm.
She weptnot from sentimentality, but from a sudden, clear realization: she had bought a life that wasnt hers, with books that werent hers and a cat that wasnt hers, because there wasnt enough of her own. And the cat had remained in someone elses life because there was nowhere else for him. Two burdens, two addons, two extra beings folded into the price.
Now they sat together at the kitchen tablehim, a fifteenyearold cat, and her, a fiftysixyearold womansharing the same warmth.
Marquiss purr vibrated against her palm, and she thought perhaps this was what people call serendipity: an unaskedfor, unsearchedfor arrival.
By May she stripped the old, tiny brownfloral wallpaper that made the flat feel darker than it was, and painted the walls a warm, creamy milk colour. She left the linoleum for nowmoney was still tightbut the flat no longer felt foreign. She didnt even notice when that shift happened.
Ninas books stayed on the shelf. MrsParker added a handful of her ownabout a dozen and a half. Chekhov, still littered with marginal notes, occupied its usual spot. Occasionally shed open it in the evening and read the stray yes, exactly, me too, nodding along.
She tossed the dead geraniums and, once settled, planted fresh ones on the same windowsill where Marquis had first perched. He now sat there less often, preferring the armchair beside her, or her lap on long evenings when the story was good.
At six oclock he stopped marching to the door.
In June, IMargaret Clarke, the agentran into MrsParker at the local Sainsburys on Battersea High. She was in the queue with a bag of cat food and a bottle of kefir.
Hows the flat? I asked. Happy with it?
No, she replied.
And the cat?
She paused, shifting the cat food from one hand to the other.
You know, Margaret, she said, they should have kept the price up. We cut it too much.
I laughed. She did not.
When I got home, Marquis was waiting at the hallway, by the pair of slippershis new favourite spot. The moment I turned the lock, he lifted his head, gave a slow blink.
Thats how you greet someone youve truly been waiting for.
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